Why am i here

When you don’t know where you are

You: why am i here
Friend: IDK

Eu n-am masa

When you lose a fight and dont have anyone to blame so you Say “eu n-am masa”

Coaie m-a bătut ăla ca eu n-am masa

I am painis cupcake.

I will eat you.

I am painis cupcake. I will eat you

I am a baddie. - audri

Move the cardboard

Audri: Move the carboard mom, i can't see.
I am a baddie. - audri

I am a douche bag

I am an asshole. I can admit it there is no hiding it. It’s just what I am.

I am a douche bag.

4:00 AM Shit

Once a nigga takes a shit at 4:00 AM, every shit after that is considered a 4:00 AM shit, no matter the time.

Conner: Brb gotta go take a shit.

Me: Dang bro why you takin another 4:00 am shit you fat ass shirt nigga.

I am a pokemon designer

As first seen in the official Pokemon youtube channel were Kensaku Nabana draws pokemon from memory very fast. Can be used to explain any situation.

P1: That was fast!
P2: Well, I am a pokemon designer.

Prof. Oak: Are you a boy or a girl?
P: I am a pokemon designer.