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When america plays world police and decides to invade a nation or infiltrate a nation with the intent of replacing the original democratically elected government or to gain wealth/ resources. Usually both
New recruit: “Wait a second why did we go to Afghanistan and protect opium farms after the taliban government started cutting production?”
High ranking official: “Rahhh you know why soldier! It’s American imperialism!!!”
New recruit: “But isn’t heroin bad?”
High ranking official: “NOT IF IT AINT COMING TO THE STATES”
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The politically correct term for a pirate.
Brigette: "Johnny Depp is so hot as a pirate!"
Captain Bobby: "Um excuse me, but he is not a pirate. We prefer to be called Buccaneer-Americans."
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A female citizen of the United States of America.
According to recent surveys, Estro-Americans are 75% better at multi-tasking than their male counter-parts.
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An American pipeline is where a man ejects his man fluids into a condom multiple times until half way full and freezes it. He will then poke little holes into the top of the condom. He will then give it to his lady friend and she will use it as a dildo and the friction of the stroking will warm the sperm until it melts into the pussy and she gets pregnant
Bill: I got a full one in the freezer if your ready for my American pipeline
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a less expensive version of abercrombie. american eagle doesn't have a brand stamped on every single one of their shirts. that's what i like about it.
they have the cutest skirts. i love their beach skirts, they work really well w/ converses.
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President George W. Bush, who's from Texas and brings down the entire quality of the state
The oldest son of former President George Bush Senior.
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The fallacy that 100% of a population can have higher living standards than 90% of themselves.
Joe: Hey, Fred! If I stand on your head, I'll be higher up than you.
Fred: Great! Then I can climb up and stand on YOUR head, I will be higher up than you, and we'll both be higher up than we are now!
Sue: Oh dear! You're having the American Dream.
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