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Cream Cheese Bagel

The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole

Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"

by VillainV3 March 19, 2016


baileys bagels

an amazing person who loves chassidy cause chassidy is her best friend in florida
bagels also is very hyper and funny and sensitive

baileys bagels is pretty chill and got sad when chass left

by buuuumble beeezz March 12, 2016


Coffee and bagels

Dating site

Do you like coffee and bagels

by Streetqueen October 1, 2019


blazin bagel

When you light the hair around one’s anus on fire and put it out with semen and hot sauce

“Hey babe wanna try something new tonight”
“What?”
“A blazin bagel”
“Get your nasty ass out of here we are done

by BuzzaNut March 12, 2024


CROTCH BAGEL

The visual image a woman displays between her legs while wearing yoga pants.....another take on the common term camel toe.

She's really sporting a crotch bagel with those pants.

by RVRGUY September 2, 2022


Half-Bagel-Bitch

Someone who’s two-faced and acts different around different people.

Oh my god, she’s such a half-bagel-bitch.”

by Notmurealname April 3, 2019


jonathan bagel

a bagel named jonathan

Wow Frank, you ate Jonathan Bagel?

by frankemheimer bagel May 15, 2024