The act of getting baked purely for the joy of masturbating.
Sometimes unintentional.
Guy 1: Hey bro are you busy?
Guy 2: Yea I'm in the process of a Bake 'n Bate.
To deficate or solid fart in a toilet or other receptacle.
Hey Sweety, can you keep an eye on the baby I have to bake some pumpernickel before the flight. I hate using airplane restrooms.
The act of stripping oneself bare and then smoking cannabis.
"Babe, let's nake n' bake!" "Yeah, then let's have sex while high!"
The act of waking up, smoking herb, and going for a swim.
The purpose of this is to calm you down and relax you. The preferred time for this event is 7-8AM, because it won't be too hot. This can be done alone, or in a small group of no more than 5. Too many people would ruin the relaxed environment. It is acceptable to be in a hot tub instead. It is also acceptable to be nude.
Guy 1: *yawn* Hey last night was great, babe.
Girl 1: You're telling me.
Guy 1: Let's go smoke a bowl by the pool then go in the hot tub.
Girl 1: I'm up for a Wake, Bake, and Wade.
A jawn. She bad asf. She got a nigga. But he don’t kno she fwy...SUPRISE MF ! She yours now
I got me a loaded baked potato bruh, look at shorty..
What Simplynailogical or Cristine with no H or Cristine the Science Queen says when she puts her finger in her mysterious alien pod of secrets. Shh! This is holosexually confidential. 😜
In today's day and age we don't have time to do our daily activities. We must learn to multitask in order to be as efficient as possible. How could one possibly expand their anus and make Pillsbury brand biscuits at the same time if not by the use of the Pillsbury Baking Process. The goal of the process is simple; it is not only to stretch out ones rectum, but also to bake some nice, crispy Pillsbury brand biscuits in the meantime.
The steps are as follows:
Step 1: Insert an unopened tin container of Pillsbury Brand Biscuits up your anus, be sure to open the sphincter to avoid causing damage.
Step 2: Once the tin is entirely submerged within the lining of your anus, go for an extensive period of exercise. Go for a run, a mountain bike adventure, or whatever your heart desires. The goal is to raise your internal body temperature.
Step 3: During the height of your workout, if all steps of the process were done correctly you will hear a significant *pop* sound. Do not worry. This is natural as the tin has opened thanks to the significant increase in pressure due to the increase in surrounding temperature.
Step 4: Let the biscuits drop onto the floor and be prepared to enjoy your new anus AND your fresh biscuits.
Son: Mother, I heard a popping noise come from your tuchus, did you happen to break your hip?
Mother: Do not be afraid, young child. For I was just using the Pillsbury Baking Process to craft some rolls for our family dinner on this fine evening. Would you like one?
Son: Oh hell yeah I love booty biscuits.
Mother: Well thanks to the Pillsbury Baking Process they'll slide right out.