when a female grabs as many bananas as she wants and stick them in whichever hole she wants while screaming the annoying orange "he will mock you" song :)
"i had just gotten home and i opened her door and was going to give her a present but i found her doing banana masturbation"
The aftermath of a messy anal session I.e. A penis covered in fecal matter.
I was left with a proper marmite banana last night after Lesley let me put one up her shitter
A banana fart is when a guy is giving a girl anal and the girl happens to fart.
Eww did you just banana fart on my dick?
Oops sorry...
Jana is the best fucking person you will ever meet. She is beautiful, a man stealer, great at advice, fashionable, smart, perfect body, beautiful, interesting, role model, weird, cool, wordy, feisty, hilarious, beautiful, trustworthy, fun to hang out with, beautiful. Oh did I mention Beautiful. She can sometimes be a crack head and crazy but overall she is the best person ever.
Jana banana is beautiful, a man stealer, great at advice, fashionable, smart, perfect body, beautiful, interesting, role model, weird, cool, wordy, feisty, hilarious, beautiful, trustworthy, fun to hang out with, beautiful. Oh did I mention Beautiful. She can sometimes be a crack head and crazy but overall she is the best person ever.
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Making fun of the way a person eats a banana, in a sexual way. Usually they broke banana eating rules.
Refer to the banana eating rules
1. Never close your eyes
2. Never make eye contact
3. Fast bites, Can't have that banana more than 1 second in your mouth
4. Small Bites, can't take bites of more than 4cm
Archie: Betty totally gobbled that banana, she took 1/2 of it in her mouth at once.
Veronica: Hey, stop banana shaming her.
When a man jerks off before sex to last longer.
Last night was her birthday so I gave her the old warm banana.
the first sunday of every month
grace: do you wanna hang out?
nina: i can’t, i have to eat bananas
grace: but it’s sunday
nina: the first sunday of every month is banana wednesday