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Abbreviated SRP. Someone who likes super, super lame music. Usually defends shitty and boring bands like Oasis or Coldplay. These people seem to have an aversion to music with balls.
Oh, no, the only reason Wally didn't like the kick-ass new Tesco Vee single is because he's a Soft Rock Pussy. There's nothing you can do with SRP's but give them some Bread albums and put them out of their misery.
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The act of filling a tube sock with your pee and poop and slapping a woman in the face with it. This is usually done during an orgy, when the woman is too busy to see it coming.
Bro #1: I surprised her with a Parisian Soft-Sword while she was giving head.
Bro #2: That must have been SO messy!
Bro #1: It was, but it was totally worth it.
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A game where you shit in a cone in a circular motion to simulate soft serve ice cream. You then freeze it. Then your partner eats the shit as fast as they can without getting a brain-freeze.
Dude wanna try this new game ? You shit in a cone and eat it! It is called Chicago Soft serve.
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A shit that looks like soft serve ice cream that is so large in volume that it actually sticks up out of the toilet water forming a volcanic like peak.
My stomach hurt so bad from eating those burritos, I sat down on the toliet and made a volcanic soft serve.
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the act of moving all your stuff away from Microsoft weather it be emails, computers, electronics etc. you just get fed up with it all and can't stand it anymore. why is it so much to ask for your shit to just work?
Tom: hey why did you change your email
Matt: it's part of my anti soft movement
Chuck: hey can I borrow your laptop for a min I want to check my email
Ted: sure
Chuck: what OS is this?
Ted: Ubuntu, its part of my anti soft movement. I can't afford a mac ATM so I figured I'd take the free road seeing as it cost nothing and is easy to setup.
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When one disposes their fecal matter in another's laundry machine. When one turns on their laundry/washer machine to do their clothes, they will be greeted with a happy ending to their laundry.The dutch soft serve causes an instant mixture of feces and clothing fabric to blend together and create the perfect mixture of greatness.
You're at a party and notice someone's laundry/washer machine is sitting unused. You can take adavantage of that and fix your or someone else's/something's fecal matter into the machine. The Dutch Soft Serve.
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1: Who’s the softest player in the NBA?
2: Lonzo Ball. He’s a soft ass nigga who can’t shoot
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