River Ridge High School

bitches and hoes,
those sluts and whores
why do we fuck'in deal with this shit...
spikey haired asians
chollos and gang bangers
but at least I have a chance
instead of licking the asses of blazers and rams...

River Ridge High School football can't win a football game even if we tried...
Freshman: short, emo, "no say" bitches
Sophomores: they like them sausages!
Juniors: best class...no lie...
Seniors: thank god they're graduating!

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drinking from the red river

The act of eating a lady out while she is on the rag.

Bill is nasty. I heard he was drinking from the red river last night.

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Snake River High school

A crummy High school located in the Riverside area of Idaho often abbreviated SR, no single person knows exactly what town it is in. Once a hub for jocks and steroid using champs, Snake river has fallen from grace and become a boring Mormon H.Q., things were not always so bad for SR, once know for everyone hooking up and having fun, even winning state football and basketball sever years in a row, Snake river still has a long standing rivalry with they're much larger counterparts from across the river which many students still lay claim to the other side starting it, but now most students concern themselves about what they're favorite non-alcoholic/caffeinated drink is.

Person 1: Remember when snake river high school was great?

Person 2: yeah man good times, good times.... wana go read the book of Mormon?

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Miles river middle school

Miles river middle school is the preppiest middle school in Massachusetts exclusively for the stuck up kids in Hamilton wenham. When walking through the halls you will be overwhelmed with the amount of vineyard vines you see. MRMS is known for High test scores and chill kids. The school does very well in sports and has the nicest equipment because we live in Hamilton wenham

Oh you go to miles river middle school? How preppy are you?

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River Ridge Middle School

River ridge middle school, the worst school in pasco.

Let’s start this off with dress code, you will get dress coded for the stupidest shit ever. boys will get dress coded for hoodies, girls will get dress coded for bra straps. whatever the case is, river ridge has the worst fucking dress code.

Another, there are random ass tampons in the cafeterias, like are y’all changing tampons at lunch?

you will litterly get a referral for doing 1 thing wrong, no warning, no nothing. river ridge thinks they the shit.

rrms sucks 🍑

*bell rings*
*first period*

teacher: hey, emma, go to the office your bra strap is showing

emma: oh my fucking god nobody cares about my bra strap

girls+boys: river ridge middle school sucks fucking ass

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bear river high school

A cancerous hell-hole where kids are forced to go, to get taught how to fail in life. Walking around the halls you are likely to hear at least one "I want to die" per minute. Located in Grass Valley California. Even though the school is called Bear River, the mascot is a Bruin, because for some reason Bear was not good enough.

GOD BEAR RIVER HIGH SCHOOL SUCKS

River Bend middle school

The worst middle school you can go to. Go here if you want to get roofied with Xanax and have a shit year. School with kids that shit in sinks and come to school acting like retards.

That’s terrible! You went to River Bend middle school!?
Yeah, it was shit

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