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A Butthole Surfer is that one guy at the beach who always exaggerates about how big the swells were last weekend, even though they were only 4 feet and still proved a challenge for him.
Dude, Dave was being such a Butthole Surfer. He was bluffing about how there were 25 foot swells, but they were only like, 6 feet man.
1. One who jumps from parter to partner to partake in casual anal sex.
2. An American rock band that plays alternative punk music. (1981-Present)
"You're such a butthole surfer. I saw you take it up the butt again"
Someone who spews an inordinate amount of shit from their mouth has a face-butthole.
Your face-butthole smells like you’ve been eating cat shit all day.
When you're deep in an ass and, right before you cum, you get shit on your dick. Rather than being a little bitch about it you keep trucking like a real man and blast your man candy all over the excrement at the end of the poop shoot, thusly mixing the semen with freshly made turds and creating "butthole bisque".
Bro, I made the best butthole bisque with Ashley last night. 10/10 family time.
When a nigga climbs up your butthole and lives there for a few days
Me: Sorry man I would love to let you eat my poop but I have a butthole monster!
Friend: well, Get that nigga outta your butthole soon
Sticking it in without knowing it’s a dude and enjoying it ever so slightly and regretting it afterwards but going back for more
Dude I accidentally had butthole fun last night when I was wasted
Hair around your butthole that catches remnants when wiping. It then knots up and mats into a greasy dreadlock of a mess.
Ouch! My butthole dreads look super cool,but living on the streets has a few dreadful pains in the ass though,lol. I'm thinking about shedding these bottom dwellers. Didn't Weiner dogs hunt rats in the past? Do You think your dog , chomper, can help me? j.k Ugh!I'll call my mom again.