face cake

when receiving oral sex from a female, one ejaculates onto her face and she proceeds to light a cigarette without cleaning off the semen. while not necessary, it is encouraged to shout "happy birthday" whilst ejaculating. without cigarette, referred to simply as "icing" the cake.

My girlfriend ran out of menthols, so had to use one my smokes when I gave her her face cake last night.

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Cake in a Bowl

An expression used to show optimism, and that everything is alright. It came from Mount Allison University, when students noticed a pile of mush that resembled a cake broken and smashed into a bowl with whipped cream on top.

"Bruno! What have you done? You dropped all of these cakes on the floor!"

"That's okay! Let's make Cake in a bowl!"

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Chocolate Cake

A cake made of chocolate flavor. Its very yummy for most people, but the haters prefer vanilla. Chocolate Cake defines life, and why we live it. It also contains the reason why man was put on Earth.

Dude, do the stuff.

Yea, the chocolate cake?
Yea Man! I got the money

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cake-bakin'

(v.)
1. To invest quality time with one's significant other.
2. To happen, develop, or take place.
3. To alter so as to make a more favorable impression.

1.) Yo, you trying to roll through tonight? Nah, mang...I gotta do some cake-bakin' tonight with ol' girl.

or

2.) Where's Peebo? Maaaaan, that's fools cake-bakin'. Again?

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Brown Cake

The act of shitting into a blender and using the product as a filling for a cake.

“Hey Brian, you wouldn’t believe what you’re eating tomorrow for your birthday!”
“Sounds amazing, John. Tell me more.”
“I made you brown cake!”

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Vag Cake

1. A very great vagina. 2.someone that is being a loser usually follows the word sandy

1. Dude, i cant wait to have Lauren's Vag cake.
2. Stop being such a sandy vag cake and so play some call of duty

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cake like

1. An all-women indie rock band that has been together since 1993. Members are Kerri Kenney-Silver (bassist and vocals), Jody Seifert (drummer), and Nina Hellman (guitarist and backing vocals). They kick ass.
2. An expression used to describe something that is beyond coolness.

1. Have you heard of the band Cake Like? They kick ass.
2. That false mustache of yours is fucking cake like, dude.

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