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When someone's name is misspelled in a funny way and it's immediately their new name.
Henry: you texted my name as lennry and that's not my name
Alex: nope it's cannon now
Henry: its spelled canon
Alex: not anymore
Ancestor and precursor of the artillery gun. A cannon fires stone cannon balls, while an artillery gun fires artillery shells.
A busty woman's breasts, usually have a slight upwards curve to them.
"Did you see that leaked photo of Julie?"
"Yeah, she has AMAZING cannons!"
Before he ejaculates, the man places a small metal ball into the end of his penis and uses the orgasm to fire it out like a cannon ball.
Oh man, John gave Suzy a bondage cannon last night, it was sick! Anyway, the funeral is on Friday, I hope you can make it.
That indescribable moment when you’re at the onset of an episode of explosive diarrhea. The moment you squat over the toilet seat and begin to drop your pants, there isn’t a second to hold the eruption back any longer. Before your pants are fully down and before you’ve fully sat down the explosion begins and you fire away at the bowl beneath you whilst trying your hardest NOT to miss. Once you’ve completely seated yourself the explosions continue and you get a feeling of relief knowing you just missed making a complete mess of yourself and the bathroom.
I wasn’t sure I’d get to the toilet on time and as I began to squat and drop my pants, cannon falls commenced and I sat in relief knowing I just missed soiling myself.
When you're having sex with a breastfeeding woman and she reaches orgasm and her boob's shoot milk.
The other night I was banging my wife and got hit in the face with a booby cannon