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To honor a deceased individual by wrapping him in mummy-wadding and shooting him out da barrel of a heavy-artillery weapon.
In da famous early-1940's animated short, "Daffy the Commando", Von Vulture felt sure dat he'd most definitely done away with da perpetually-infuriating Daffy Duck (finally!) after loading him into da huge Howitzer ("Ah, now t'dry and duck ZIS one, you DUCK! Heil HITluh!") and detonating da powder-charge, but all dat actually happened was dat Daffy merely got "cannonized" --- i.e., shot out over Berlin as a "human cannonball"; he eventually landed near a crowd of citizens who were listening to one of Da Führer's infamous "screaming rant" speeches, and clobbers said loudly-verbose dictator over da head with a huge mallet.
To make something cannonic in real life, Luke something would be cannon in a work of fiction
That inside joke has been cannonized now!
the act of making something cannon; making it become true
"Should I cannonize this story?"
"Hmm, I'm gonna cannonize this."
To insert your fist into someone's anus
My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon
The girl who has broken up multiple different relationships. Many people fall victim to the wrath of Chloe’s ability to coerce their boyfriends or even her best friends ex boyfriend.
“what happened?!”
“chloe cannon homewrecked 7 relationships so far!”
A sexual act involving two participants wherein participant A lays down on their back with their legs over their head. Participant B places a mound of cocaine on the anus of participant A and positions their nose over it. Participant A then proceeds to blast a powerful shart out of their anus as participant B inhales through their nose, propelling a shit-laced cloud of cocaine into the nose of participant B.
Larry, being an enthusiastic enjoyer of sniffing farts and doing cocaine, deciced to combine the two and try a muddy snow cannon with a local prostitute.
can·non cleanse
/ˈkanən/ /klenz/
The act by which a water main leak destroys your entertainment room and any, if any, incriminating evidence is washed away.
Man, I might just have to Cannon cleanse this place before the wife gets home.