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Mr. Cannon

Mr. Cannon is a god among men

Mr. Cannon can write poetry better than you
Mr. Cannon knows more about grammar than anyone in the world
Mr. Cannon is no simp
Mr. Cannon can beat Jordan

My teacher Mr. Cannon makes me handwrite my essays 3 times before I type it

by Gary_Winthorp April 22, 2020


Head cannon Delusion

Delusion caused by head cannon, it is where someone has a head cannon for a show or game and insists it canon and goes great lengths like mental gymnastics to prove it is even the creator of the game or show of the head canon says other

A twitter called another twitter user transphobic because they point out Spider Gwen isn't trans for having a trans flag she's just an ally , in the users head cannon delusion user harassed other twitter user

by Lurker_man January 5, 2024


clear the cannon

The act of finishing during sex and resembling a World War 2 cannon going off while under attack

Been a while, think I might go home and bend the wife over the washing machine and clear the cannon

Jeez Bob has been cranky at work. Wish he would just go home and clear the cannon

by Scrappy012482 November 20, 2019


Bone cannon

Xander

Bone cannon odd the weed

by Ghantous March 28, 2018


Cannoner

The wrong way to spell cannoneer this is normally spelt wrong by kindergarten dropouts playing factions and trying to look cool or on oneshotmc trying to say they're a good cannoneer and spell it wrong or flex on "new tech" that isn't actually new.

You're a shit cannoner

by ShesMyBae May 11, 2018


Cannon C

Literal definition of an Irish Cuck. Accept the truth,buddy.

"Cannon C is a literal Cuck wtf"
"Yes I am mommy uwu"

by Joy Sussy May 31, 2021


Ketchup Cannon

Right before a man ejaculates he sticks a needle down his urethra to make it bleed,thus turning his semen red.

Mitch was going hard till he felt the girl he was with was in need of the all mighty armstrong cannon V3,aka ketchup cannon.

by Revan El Canutilo March 10, 2018