The surprise that occurs when sitting down on a freezing toilet seat.
I got cold stromboli when taking a shit on our skiing trip.
When a girl doesn't want to get laid you've been cold crotched
When Mark didn't clean the snow off the truck for Lucy knowing she could reach, she cold crotched him.
Billy: " What kinda beer you got for later?"
Jimmy: " Cold and Free!"
Billy: " That's the best kind. Perfect for a Liquor Captain ."
Shitting in a ziplock bag, freezing it, then putting it in the pocket of someone that’s passed out at a party. They wake up and it’s nice and squishy.
Oh man Baker put a cold Richard in Scott’s pocket, and the shit had thawed so much that it was all over hand when he went to get his car keys.
A hippy cold is a normal cold but you contract it from smoking a bong/pipe/joint with someone that has the virus.
I got this shitty hippy cold. *cough*
when it's so cold your mind can't process whether it'd like to be cute af or real as fuck.
example: "lol it's cold aFUCK"