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When diehard party-goers insist on attending a Halloween party in the midst of the pandemic, because they conspiratorially claim that the coronavirus is dead scared of ghosts and spirits here on Earth and in Hell.
To fight Covid-👻, both QAnonists and alt-right Trumpists are reluctantly wearing “frightening” masks this Halloween to scare off the Wuhan virus.
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When an inept head of state’s early “Christmas present” to the nation is to implement more draconian measures to contain the coronavirus pandemic, which is worsening by the day, thus making it virtually impossible for people to meet up during the festive season.
In anticipation of a second wave, Prime Minister Boris Johnson is coming up with a set of restrictions for Covid-🎄, which could last a painful six months until March 2021.
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A belief among superstitious or idolatrous folks in some parts of Asia that the evil spirit of the coronavirus would linger around until it has claimed at least three victims within days in a certain locality.
Some polytechnic students couldn’t start their “morbid” project to test the paranormal hypothesis whether or not “Covid strikes in threes,” because it’s deemed “insensitive and heartless.”
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When rare or thought extinct parrots and other birds were spotted during the coronavirus pandemic, when most countries were on lockdown, with air pollution and noise pollution then being at their lowest levels in decades.
If 🐬s were spotted in India’s dirty Ganges River during the lockdown, we’d not be too surprised to witness some Covid-🦜 sightings.
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Someone who is too cool to care about COVID-19.
Person 1: "Do you mind if I take my mask off? It's getting so hot."
COVID cool girl: "Yeah, totally, I don't even care."
Person 2 in the corner of the room: *scoffs under their breath and mumbles* "Way to be a COVID cool girl. Now we'll have to deal with this shit for another 12 months"
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When the most powerful country in the world has the highest infection and mortality rates on the planet despite having the means and resources to contain the coronavirus pandemic, which only shows that inept and fake leadership was directly responsible for the millions of infections and ten of thousands of deaths nationwide—when leaders’ priority were on profits and personal interests rather than on people and principles.
Covid-🇺🇸 exposes the fake leadership of a selfish, corrupt, and inept president, who treats the number of infections and deaths as mere digits and statistics.
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That phenomenon when the test swab hits your uvula at the back of your throat and you stifle the gag out of respect for the medical professional performing the test.
I didn’t want to cause the poor guy any worries about exposure so I thoughtfully elected to employ the Covid test related mufflegag!