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A sexual competition between two or more couples where the couples must race while crab walking and being connected to your partner vaginally or anally.
"Me and Sarah had such a good time on the double date last night!"
"We did too, we will have to do it again sometime and don't expect us to go easy on you in wobbly crab cake."
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a legendary crab that only feeds off sweet nuts, but is also known to enjoy cornflakes. He roams woodland an seaside areas.BEWARE THE NUT CRAB.
two boys enter a small woodland area.
Boy 1: dude what was that noise
boy 2: dunno.. sounded like the cry of a wild crab.
Boy 1: oh my days its the nut crab monster.. RUNNNNNN
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When a girl has both pubic lice and a yeast infection.
Last night I went down to eat her out and she had blue crab casserole!
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A sexual position in which the man positions himsels on all fours while the woman "dangles" over him with her mouth facing his butt. Both partners have their hands in a crab position during the whole act, and use their crabby hands to participate in a rare behavior called "stroking off".
I met this guy names Joe last night and all he wanted to do when we got home was Missouri crab dangle.
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When you put a crayfish/small crab into a females vagina then fish around with your dick until it latches on, and you pull it out.
We were bored so we went to the pet store and got a crayfish to do the Alaskan Crab Fisherman.
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A sexual position in which the male is standing with feet wide apart while holding the female by the legs, one in front, one in back, as she is hanging upside down she does a lot of gyration in order to obtain sexual pleasure.
That freaky gymnast that i banged is crazy, we even did the Alabama Crab Dangle.
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The art of squatting over your partner, placing your balls in their mouth a`la teabagging and the proceeding to shit on their neck.
Last night Carla and I got wild and I wound up giving her the california crab dangler.
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