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When you can't stop slamming sweet pickles. It's extreme.
Yo, I'm going out with the boys to crush relish at the bar.
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A girl who constantly changes her crush
Omg kenzie just liked Dave last week but now she likes john what a crush hoe!
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That little feeling in your member when you're sitting next to the girl/boy you like. Often experienced in middle school when sexual desires aren't fully realized yet.
I was sitting next to Jack and I got a little crush boner.
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A petty crush is a spontaneous infatuation with another individual or more in which only activates when reminded of the individual or within the same area of said individual.
Such a phenomenon only occurs temporarily but can lead to an actual crush or potentially temporary symptoms such as:
-acknowledgment: This is referring to the realization that the mfer doesn't even know you, he/she's probably too old for you, already taken, or you're just not their type
-Depression: Temporary sadness that typically comes in after acknowledgment
-Mania: A series of emotions that overwhelms the victim (you or the one with the petty crush) which may cause one to become unbelievably insecure, bitter, and annoyed. This happens at random and only temporary.
This is called a petty crush because once the said individual has left your mind or sight for just a few minutes, the infatuation fades, unlike a true crush.
Furthermore, if you have this curse on you, you should probably D.E.A.R. (Drop everything and run).
Girl from down the street: "I had a petty crush on my store clerk"
Another girl from down the street: "Well, you better hope he's single and young or, D.E.A.R."
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an innocent and hopeless crush on someone. Almost like infatuation, but not as serious; when you can't stop thinking about that person. wherever and whatever you do, you want that person with you. Just the thought of them makes you smile. just like a crush in elementary.
person #1- I don't exactly like him.. and being "interested" or "infatuated" isn't the right word for this, but I can't stop thinking about him and EVERYTIME I see something related to couples stuff, he pops up in my head.
person #2- So you have an elementary crush?
person #1- YESS THAT!
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1) That hot guy/girl in a nearby car that you develop a crush on as soon as you see them... that you will probably never see again
2) A really nice car you see while out driving that you instantly want
1) Passenger: "Oh man..."
Driver: "What?"
Passenger: "That blond in the black Camero next to us is HOT."
Driver: "Woah... I've got a new car crush."
2) Driver: "Dude, check out that Lotus!"
Passenger: "Yeah, I've had a car crush on it for the last few miles."
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A name for a straight woman who has a crush on another woman. This also applies to a straight woman who wants to fuck another woman or who have fantasies about it.
Sara: "Dude, I think Desiree is a lesbian she is totally staring at my tits"
Nikki: "No she has a boyfriend, I think she just has a cunt crush on you"
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