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Joel's dog is a canine(Canis lupus familiaris) that posses the sexually transmitted disease known as AIDs (acquired immunodeficiency syndrome)
Everyone: "Lmao joels dog haas aids"
Joel: "my dog is dead"
Me: "Of aids"
Arabian Goggles with Chili.
While sitting on the face of another person with your balls on their eyes, dick on their forehead, take a big shit in their mouth.
He passed out drunk at the party and one of the guys gave him a Tubby Dog.
Completely hammered drunk.
I got so ham-dogged last night, I feel like shit today.
Oriental method of cooking cuts of canine, sometimes stir-flied, sometimes stewed. Means of preparing Frydo.
We know the burglar was Chinese: they always finish the kid's math homework and wok the dog.
A spin off the popular "crime dog" refers to an individual who loves products such as "slim jim" and mountain dew. They enjoys hours of video "gaming" and consuming mass amounts of marijuana on the couch. On weekends "scrime dogs" can be found going out tryin to sleeze on random snatch and impress the ladies with his "model" looks
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This person must own jean shorts, skin tight jeans, and nappy beaters with rust/pit stains on them. "Scrime" individuals happen to be so dirty that they rust when they sweat.
Look at that smelly scrime dog picking up scraps of weed of that dirty table
A fantastic and innovative way to say fuck off, whilst additionally pissing off the individual
Pronounced : Saukem doeg
Question: Hey, can you help me with this?
Response: Suckem dog
The act of masterbation by inserting your penis into a vaccum cleaner hose and alternating between the suck and blow settings untill ejaculation is achieved.
Screw you guys, im gona go home and ruin my vaccum with a hardcore pump dog.