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Tubby Dog

Arabian Goggles with Chili.

While sitting on the face of another person with your balls on their eyes, dick on their forehead, take a big shit in their mouth.

He passed out drunk at the party and one of the guys gave him a Tubby Dog.

by Chili_lover_extreme_155758 September 13, 2011


wok the dog

Oriental method of cooking cuts of canine, sometimes stir-flied, sometimes stewed. Means of preparing Frydo.

We know the burglar was Chinese: they always finish the kid's math homework and wok the dog.

by Dick Hofheimer October 25, 2009


Joels dog

Joel's dog is a canine(Canis lupus familiaris) that posses the sexually transmitted disease known as AIDs (acquired immunodeficiency syndrome)

Everyone: "Lmao joels dog haas aids"
Joel: "my dog is dead"
Me: "Of aids"

by Xx_Cuntmaster69_xX January 7, 2021


Ham-dogged

Completely hammered drunk.

I got so ham-dogged last night, I feel like shit today.

by PureCharger February 22, 2008


Scrime Dog

A spin off the popular "crime dog" refers to an individual who loves products such as "slim jim" and mountain dew. They enjoys hours of video "gaming" and consuming mass amounts of marijuana on the couch. On weekends "scrime dogs" can be found going out tryin to sleeze on random snatch and impress the ladies with his "model" looks

Requirements:

This person must own jean shorts, skin tight jeans, and nappy beaters with rust/pit stains on them. "Scrime" individuals happen to be so dirty that they rust when they sweat.

Look at that smelly scrime dog picking up scraps of weed of that dirty table

by TonythemanP November 14, 2010


Suckem Dog

A fantastic and innovative way to say fuck off, whilst additionally pissing off the individual

Pronounced : Saukem doeg

Question: Hey, can you help me with this?

Response: Suckem dog

by GusGotWithATranny October 17, 2019


Doofus Dog

An underground upcoming rapper who makes very vulgar music. His main platforms are SoundCloud and YouTube. He drops new music every week.

"After listening to Doofus Dog, my perspective on life changed."
"I LOVE DOOFUS DOG!"

by Ronald Sniffre July 30, 2023