Don't play yourself

This phrase is used when you catch a person in an outright lie. Catch a person lying to you.

Me, "Don't play yourself, I know you took the last donut!"

Other guy caught taking the donut.... Lolololol

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don't fake it to kick it

you don't have to lie or act like you are someone else to hang out with me or be my friend

guy 1: I just got back from climbing Mt. Everest. What a high!
guy 2: Me too. I'm surprised I didn't see you there!
guy 1: don't fake it to kick it! I hang with losers, just not liars!

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don't worry about it

straight up don't worry about it

Lydia:what'd you get on the test
Rachel:don't worry about it

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don't even trip

trip joke,joking,messing,kidding,playing

Dan:I just saw your girl with another guy at the mall!!
Kurt: Don't even trip! ..You're trippin right?

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Don't Feed the Bears

A Phrase used by Truck Drivers.
It means not to speed and give the Bear money for another Donut.

East Bound Don't Feed The Bears you got'em Wall to Wall from the 186 mile marker to the 54 mile marker.Don't give them a reason to take food off your childrens plate.

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don't fuck about.

When a person doesn't mess around and know's exactly what's up.

"What's your goal in life?"
"Global domination."
"Damn, son, you don't fuck about."

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Don't Rape the Baby

Words you should always have close to your heart.
Remember, Having sex with a child may feel good, but you still shouldn't do it.

1: Hey there cute little baby. How are you today. I tell you what we'll do, I'll just stick that in there like that and then...
2: Oi! What the hell are you doing?!
1: What?
2: Man, don't rape the baby, what the hell is wrong with you?!

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