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An exceptionally stubborn individual, usually over the age of 45, that adamantly listens on to rock and roll music that is pre-1995, but then bitches and complains that rock and roll has basically died out and the music industry is nothing but rap and country and pop, yet they still refuse to listen to modern rock and roll artists "because it just isn't the same as the older stuff", so they do nothing to support the current rock industry
I used to be such a classic rock douchebag until one day I realized how much good music I was allowing myself to miss out on, now I love rock and roll music from all decades and genres
Someone who hangs out with a douchebag who, by default, also becomes a douchebag.
Dude 1: Did you see Mike being totally obnoxious while he was hanging out from that douchebag Pierre from school?
Dude 2: Yeah, Mike is a totaly default douchebag.
For all the douchebags who’ve cheated on
Ellie: happy national douchebag day!
Robert: thanks…
When you rent a hotel room, lock yourself in, turn off all the lights, cover all the doors and windows, stick a wet towel over the smoke detector and one under the door and proceed to hotbox the whole room with vape
Yo, orgy in the douchebag lockbox this Saturday?
when someone can't handle anything and acts out at any moment possible
jay jay is a douchebag-dickhead
jay jay always acts like a douchebag-dickhead
jay jay can't handle life cuz he is a douchebag-dickhead
Your typical rock climbing, "not all who wander are lost", sub alpha male who's moderately pretentious & his diet consists of microbrews and charcuterie plates.
Why would you invite Rich out to the bar, you know he's a colorado douchebag.
An airheaded nitwit that consistently misplaces important items (ex. Wallet, cellphone, intellect).
Can be identified by dark purpleish skittle-tits and commly wears a taco hat.
"Hey I thought you were heading out?"
"Bruh, I can't find my wallet because I can't remember what pants I wore today"
"Common my dood. Quit ackin like a Tubeurlocious Douchebag."