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The inside of a penis on the outside.
What the fuck is wrong with your dick?
Oh, I was born with a pink dragon
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Hah! His dook looked like a pink dragon!
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Dungeons and Dragons is a tabletop game called an RPG(role-playing game). Dungeons and Dragons(D&D)is one of the greatest games ever created as it taps into the endless imagination of one's own mind and that can give anybody the power to do anything they wish as long as one can imagine it... The main premise of any role-playing game is to assume a role of a character in the story being told. Of course, that is a very succinct version of role-playing games(RPGs)in general.
The lengthy and intricate version is a bit daunting as this game allows you to;
1. Do anything you want.
2. Be anyone you want.
3. Do it with whomever you want to do it with.
4. Live any way you want to live.
5. Be the greatest hero in the story or the most vile villain.
Any action can occur and does as all the Dungeon Master(DM) does is place the Player Characters(PCs) into a situation and the player characters use their minds, wits, items, spells and weapons or anything else they can find, borrow or steal to get through that situation. If successful, they find wealth, fame and fortune as well as a rise in personal wisdom, dignity and self worth. All good things. If they fail then they may lose eveything, including the characters life. The game's goal is to basically become the most powerful and successful that one can be...not unlike real life. Like real life you can experience all the joys, happiness and hope of successfully reaching your goals as well as the pain, sorrow and despair of failing to meet your expectations. One game could take quite literally years to end and within that time your character could get married, have children,establish a home and a community or conquer the known world...the sky is not the limit with this game. You can easily travel to other worlds or known planes of existence, you can experience the light and awe of the various planes of good and righteousness or peruse the darkness and fire of the many planes of hell among many pantheons of any culture.
The diversness of races, classes and abilities are not limited in any way. As long as one can imagine it...it can be.
Truly a visceral, educational and limitless experience and I believe everyone should take a spin as their favorite hero or villain. As long as you retain the perspective that even though it is a game that can lead you to extraordinary places and events and awesome heights of grandeur and fame...it is still just a game.
Dungeons and Dragons has produced some of the world's greatest tales of adventure and heroism...all written by the people who play it.
~ The only limits of the mind are the ones that you yourself impose. ~
Unknown source on the game Dungeons and Dragons.
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The Dragon Claw is the 1-3-5 (Red-Yellow-Orange) chord in "Through The Fire and Flames" by Dragonforce in Guitar Hero 3.
It is the most difficult chord in the game.
Man, I was going ahab on Dragonforce 'til I hit the Dragon Claw!
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See Otherkin. A person or persons who believes they are, in some sense, a dragon. This "belief" is a new fad (especially among the 14 year age group), generally used to help explain their own state of affairs.
1. This mundane world does not fit me, for I am dragon kin and dragon kin is I.
2. I am not actually a person, I am really a dragon kin.
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A sexual act involving fellatio and a carbonated beverage. Immediately after ejaculation in the mouth, the fellatio receiver grabs the givers head by the nose, closing the nostrils. The head is tipped back, opening the mouth, while the carbonated beverage is picked up and poured into the open mouth. The mouth is then closed while the nose is still held, and the head is given a vigorous shaking. The nostrils are then released while continuing to hold the mouth shut. The carbonated come will then spew forth from the nostrils like the flames from a dragon.
I totally gave Kim a foaming dragon last night. You should have seen the look on her face.
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The all powerful overseer of the internet. Consider it the master moderator of all cyber space, but it has much more powerful abilities than just Bans. Many doubt the existence of the internet dragon, but that's exactly what it wants you to think. Any time you hear about some troll mysteriously dieing you can probably blame the internet dragon.
Did he about Dave? He was posing as a 12 year old girl on a "Older Men Seeking Very Young Girls" chat room when his monitor EXPLODED in his face! Now he eats out of a tube and shits in his pants. As terrible as that is, I dont feel sorry for him. He shouldn't have angered the Internet Dragon like that.
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When a girl is giving you head, and right before you bust, you slap the back of her head, and it comes out her nose.
I pimp slapped that bitch, and gave her a savage dragon
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