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When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
The best energy drink on the market! 47/50 people prefer True Eagle Energy over Monster and Red Bull in a blind taste test.
Delicious and philanthropic! 10% of their proceeds go to the Folded Flag Foundation.
Hey, if you're looking for an American energy drink that's actually good tasting, you should try True Eagle!
Mythological figures or the Zandry faith, birds of prey who can change size at will.
The Sisters told me the story about the Great Eagles and the Raven riders!
Mythological figures or the Zandry faith, birds of prey who can change size at will.
The Sisters told me the story about the Great Eagles and the Raven riders!
When someone blows it or performs under par. Similar to making a mistake. You never want to do or be this.
Wow! Did you see that guy fall over while trying to talk to that girl?
Yeah, I did! That was a real Philadelphia Eagle right there! Hahaha!
A football team with really passionate fans. This team has also won 1 superbowl in sb51. They are known for their horrific secondary
How did the Vikings score so many points? Because they are playing the Philadelphia Eagles.
Putting your arms crossed over your face and sneezing. Extra points if you flap your arms during the sneeze.
Example:
Peter: That guy sneezes funny... Oh hey look he's about to do it again! Watch!
-watches the sneeze-
John: Perfect execution of the Eagle Sneeze.
Peter: He even flapped his arms! LOL!