Famous gnome hunter from the TikTok trend
Gnome1“Shi dawg Eddie purkins is here run”
Gnome2“I’m hope he don’t slide”
to get so close to achieving your goal only to stumble at the final hurdle.
To go out in the last position before winning money in a tournament
he was so close to making the money of the poker tournament but he eddied
Getting your plans ruined by a person named Eddy, Eddie, Ed, Edward.
My plans got Eddied again today. Fuck my life.
“Hey guys I’ll be right back, I’m gonna go take a country boy eddy”
A obese teen usually living in a small house with his parents, his morbidly obese brother, 250 snakes, and a dog
Wow that obese kid looks like Eddie Fox
A fat man living in a trap house with his small family, some snakes, and a dog named Bella, usually eats all the food he sees
Wow that guy looks like Eddie Fox
Eddie Vedder is the lead singer of Pearl Jam, and the last living frontman of the big 4 grunge bands. He's a short man but his attractiveness is in no way lacking. He blurs the lines between gay and straight and you will often find straight guys drooling over him. He's also well known for monkey-like behaviour: climbing and stage diving off scaffolding at concerts.
Person 1: "Eddie Vedder is one of the best vocalists of the 90s"
Person 2: "I agree, but what the fuck is he saying in 'Yellow Ledbetter'?"