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On November 23rd you can hit an English person
Ha, your English I get to hit you because it's National hit an English day.
When two homosexual Englishmen jerk each other off to completion, after a night of drinking Bailey’s Irish Cream
At a bar called Patti’s Pub, Nigel & Rick left together to English Cream at Nigel’s apartment.
An English Wallet refers to a woman who has a husband or boyfriend but cheats with another person and gets an STD. The ‘colonizing’ infection ruins the wallet for its indigenous person
Did you hear about Becky? She has an English wallet…Dave gave her AIDS.
Waking your girl up to a hearty, quality breakfast with some eggs and sausage because shes a woman who deserves respect. Hah just kidding, its putting your dick between two english muffins, just how the queen would like it.
Damn, I gave Becky quite the Royal English Breakfast this morning. She liked that i added gooch butter for taste.
A English 21 salute is when 42 males line up (21 each side,) and proceed to jerk each other off whilst veterans slice down a slip n slide naked, with fireworks placed in their arse. The act of the veterans sliding down the slip n slide with fireworks and the shooting spunk resemble the 21 gun salute for the armed forces 🫡 🇬🇧
Well, me and George went to our annual army reunion and had the best English gun salute……. My balls are purple and bruised I beat them that hard
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