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When you suck dick like REALLY hard, and if you choke then you just keep going. You don’t stop even when there’s cum, you just swallow and keep going. Basically your sucking dick like your mouth is a black hole
“Dude, Bethany sucked my dick good last night”
“That’s an epic Eli moment dude”
Eli: “hey”
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A person that is born in Texas and was raised to be truely epic in their lives.
Man, did you read the tweets The Epic Texan posted? He truely is EPIC!
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The action of completing a high five from the passenger seat of a car with a pedestrian walking by
Both parties must have consumed plenty of alcohol.
And the car must be going in excess of 40 mph while rocking to the beats of Sandstorm and other various Techno-Style music.
Dude I was hammered last night and I Epic High Fived a guy on the sidewalk! Shoulda been there.
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Something legit, epic, or sketchy (or any combination of the three); Something cool, awesome, legendary, creepy, weird, amazing, impressive, supa fly; An adjective meaning whatever you want it to mean
"Whoah, man. That move was legit epic sketch."
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When the night before, you have an assignment you didn't finish for school, and the news says that it is going to snow that night. You don't believe them, but then next morning you look out that window and everything is covered in white.
Last night I didn't do my physics homework, and was hoping for an Epic Snow Day. I got it.
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After watching an epic movie or TV series, or playing an epic video game, the feeling of depression or dissatisfaction with one's real life in comparison to the awesomeness of what one saw/lived on screen, i.e. "my life can never be that awesome oh god." Epic, in this case, meaning circumstances that lead the protagonist to save the world or live life in a way that nobody could remotely approach in reality.
Usually lasts 1-5 days after the conclusion of said epic movie/series/game.
"How fucking amazing would it be if I could get really ripped and fight crime like Batman....oh god damn it, it's basically impossible. I'm going to spend the next 30 years in a cubicle trying to get the office that's slightly bigger than a cubicle. My life is so fucking boring and background and I'll never realize my dreams. I have such a severe case of epic movie syndrome that I might as well kill myself."
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The term Epic Trystin Moment was coined in 2022 and has now been the subject of many videos on YouTube. An Epic Trystin Moment can be performed by anyone with the name Trystin.
If you do/say something epic and your name is Trystin, that is an Epic Trystin Moment.
*Someone named Trystin says something cool*
"Woah that's an Epic Trystin moment"