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A person who can let go of their friends’ exes despite the pain it brings everyone around them.
1: Yo did you hear about Allie?
2:Yeah man. It’s fucked.
1:She’s the fucking ex collector.
2: Big mood.
An Ex partner that is also an asshole.
I have dated a lot of ex-holes in my life.
On 12th June it’s ‘finger your ex day’
Oh what day is it tomorrow?
‘Finger your ex day bro’
Someone who was raised by redneck parents and refuses to act like a fucking retard.
Friend: "Man, expletive you are such a redneck."
expletive: No, you idiot, i'm an ex-redneck.
today u are allowed to get back with your ex no matter what
Boy:Hey it’s get with your ex day
Girl:Oh ok!
The person who was part of the most significant or meaningful relationship that you used to be in, but aren't anymore. You can have more than one ex, but you can only have one significant ex.
The other day, I ran into that guy/girl I went out with for a little while and it was pretty akward. Glad it wasn't my significant ex at least!
What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Exe-a-Acosta-Balart-Castro-Diaz-a-Exe