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one who puts a misleading picture up, but upon looking at "more pictures of ____" you realize they are ugly as fuck.
"Woah--look at Candy, she looks hot"
"No dude click on her other pictures, shes a facebook fakeout"
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When people on Facebook who aren't actually married list themselves as married to each other for fun.
Person 1: Izzy and I are married.
Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.
Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.
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When an individual (male or female) scours another individual's profile, frequently checks their status updates, or reads their wall posts to and from other people. This is usually done either because the individual wants to know as much as possible about the individual whose profile they are reading, or they're bored and haven't looked at that person's profile yet after they've gained them as a friend on facebook. Some people admit to it, other's deny they have been doing it, even when caught in the act.
Joe: "Dude what are you doing?"
Mike: *Looks up from ex-girlfriend's profile, whom he is facebook stalking* "Nothing."
Joe: *Sees ex-girlfriend's profile page* "Quit facebook stalking that chick and come play Xbox"
Mike: "I wasn't facebook stalking her!"
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The mom who acts like her family is perfect on Facebook. She post photos of her kids like they are the best, and talk highly of them. Acts like her family is better than everyone else's. After posting the photos of a "perfect" family on Facebook, they all start to fight.
"Hannah is such a facebook mom."
"Huh?"
"She always post stuff on facebook about how her family is the best, when really they are the worst, and argue all the time."
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Facebook Feuds begin because one party (correctly or incorrectly) perceives itself to have been attacked, insulted or wronged by another. Intense feelings of resentment trigger the initial retaliation, which causes the other party to feel equally aggrieved and vengeful. And everyone on Facebook gets to enjoy it.
I can tell from my wife's scowl and intense typing she is having a Facebook Feud with her sister!
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a facebook friend who delights in pointing out every conceivable spelling, grammatical error or punctuation they can find on your profile or their newsfeed.
How about facebook trashing someone else buddy?
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A person who paints an false or misrepresanative image of ones self on Facebook. Intended to deceive. And create a grand or fabulous life. When in fact it is not the reality.
She is a total Facebook Phony. Always posting pictures and quotes depicting a gloriuosly fabulous life.
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