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When you fart, it sometimes feels like you shit your pants.
You pull down your pants and underwear and see, it was a wet fart and no shit visible.
Also they smell way worse then normal farts.
Bob: *fart*
Jack: Did you just fart?
Bob: No, I think I shit myself.
Jack: Wait, really?
Bob: Nope, it was a wet fart.
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It's when you fart and a ghost made out of fart comes outta your ass and haunts the room with a nasty-ass smell.
All thanks to Timmy, my house is haunted and stinks like shit. Damn those Fart Ghosts!
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The act or process of wandering aimlessly with no particular goal.
at state park
<park ranger> what are you planning on doing
<me> umm... just fartin` around
<park ranger> sorry we dont allow farting
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A spiritual experience akin to the auto-erotic delayed self gratification prized by the practitioners of tantric sex. This type of fart is as an orgasmic release, allowing chakra energy to flow forth from the anus. This joyful event may occur when the flow of bodliy energy becomes blocked, such as when one is forced to refrain from flatulent outbursts due to social constraints.
I had to hold my gas in all day at work, and when I let the fart loose in my car, man, what an orgasmic tantric fart that was!
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FART for Feminism-Appropriating Reactionary Transphobes is a pun acronym created and used by queer people and inclusive feminists to laugh at transphobic cisgender women claiming being radical feminists.
These people, also called TERF (for Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminists) hate transgender people and deny the fact their genders are valid.
They claim that transgender women are men, transgender men are women and non-binary people aren't valid.
With the growing influence of some activist groups, they become dangerous and put queer folks in danger.
2 examples of usage of FART (Acronym) :
"- We, radical feminists, are sick of these men in dresses appropriating our safe spaces.
- You TERFs smell like FART, Feminism-Appropriating Reactionary Transphobes. "
" - Stop saying you're man. You're actually a biological woman who betrayed us to join patriarchy. You disgust me bitch.
- You're reducing yourself to a walking vagina by saying this. You're the one betraying the cause, you FART!
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The farting sound made while fucking someone either in the vagina or ass.
As the penis plunges in and out of the vagina or anus, a farting noise is made sounding similar to one that comes from the anus when flatulence occurs.
John: "Damn, me and Jessie were going hard at it all night!"
Dave: "Wow! Really?"
John: "Yup, so hard that I even heard a fuck fart!"
Dave: "Awesome!"
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A more sophisticated way of implying toots magoots.
This sir is such a farts magarts
Trump is the biggest farts magarts I know
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