28 of February

The horniest momma ever

Oh daaamn if she’s born on 28 of February

She’ll give you the whole world , purest love, support and tons of jokes , because inside she’s so sweet and charming, loves animals and little children , appreciates good sense of humor

P.S. she is a horny rich bitch 😏

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february 20

people born on this day have MASSIVE tits

Guy 1: Dude look at Olivia's tits!
Guy 2: Ya dude no shit she was born on February 20th!

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February 14

When I feel depressed and happy at the same time because it’s my birthday one of the worst birthday ever but I get double the presents and my name is Jayla do make it worst

February 14 is Valentine’s Day

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February 22

National Slap 'dem booties day. Go find your friend or bf/gf and slap their booty so hard the get a mark. Do not waste this day. This day is an excuse for all booty slappers to do their thing. So go out into the world and smack them booties. We are all proud of you. If you're still sitting here, GET UP AND START SMACKING BOOTIES NOW!!!!!

Boyfriend: Hey babe, it's February 22, Time for some booty smackin'

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February 1

National dress up as a bunny girl day.

Paiman: Hey Rocio you know what today is.
Rocio: Ugh do I have to?
Paiman: It's February 1 you have too

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February 2nd

Girls this day is about you, if you have a crush ask them out and if you get rejected just brush it off. If you have a bf, kiss them and hold their hand to make sure all the other girls know you're together. Its also the day your bf can slap your ass however much they want.

Girl1: its february 2nd, you know what that means!
Girl2: oh yeah time to go kiss my bf!
Girl3: ima go hold my bfs hand

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22 february

Say something untrue to your best friend,to see if they fell for it

,,hey matt,i fucked your mom!"
,,what the fuck billy"
,,gotcha! It's 22 february"

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