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all-time fit

Is an outfit, which you wear very often

A:“omg you‘re wearing this outfit so often“
B:“yeah, it’s my all-time fit“

by honeymoonlove July 20, 2018


natural grease-fitting

Humorous term for a female's coochie, into which a male "injects" a special "lubricant" with his "grease gun".

The real reason dat many older ladies have so much problems with painful/creaky hip-joints is that they aren't "getting some" nearly so often as da younger chicks usually do --- all ladies' hip-joints need periodic "lubricating" from a guy's inserting his built-in "greasing tool" into the "natural grease-fitting" located between her legs.

by QuacksO December 30, 2019


Timmy fit

When a kid is screaming and crying being a crybaby bitch and has never had their ass whopped who lie about everything and suck up all of the main parents attettion

Is he really crying and throwing a Timmy fit

by CrippinTillTheCopsCome May 18, 2016


Fitting Plates

The act of sexually penetrating a man's ass.

I can't wait to get to the homosexual orgy and start fitting plates.

by ClapMaster March 20, 2024


fit twit

When you are about to get in bed, but see on your Fitbit app that you are a mere 180 steps away from your 10,000 steps per day goal, so you pace around your room until your Fitbit vibrates, signaling success.

I know I am being a fit twit and should just hit the sack, but I have to keep pacing around until I hit my 10,000 steps per day goal!

by FitTwit October 3, 2018


shit fit

The act of taking a Shit Fit means that you repeatedly go to the restroom, take a shit, finish up, but then are required to go back to the restroom and repeat the Shit Fit Cycle.

Dude 1: *calls Dude 2*
Dude 2: "Hey, I can't talk now I'm having a shit fit."
Dude 1: "Ooops, my bad. I'll call you in a few cycles."

by D. Showerhandel March 24, 2016


Nic-fit

Nic-fit-

The fit you throw when you clearly need nicotine, and cannot clearly express the fact, because you haven't had nicotine. Nic-fit.

Stay away from Jane today, she's broke til Thursday and out of smokes!!

-watch out, she might throw a nic-fit

by SweetNightMare April 18, 2024