The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.
These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.
"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"
" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.
"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"
~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.
A condom which you often use when having sexual intercourse
' have you got a flat peak '
' no have you '
A humorous and tongue-in-cheek term used to describe discussions or conversations centered around the Flat Earth Theory. This lighthearted expression playfully suggests that such discussions lack the well-rounded and spherical nature of reality, highlighting the unconventional and debunked belief that the Earth is flat. Often used to inject humor into conversations about unconventional or pseudoscientific ideas, acknowledging the eccentricity of the topic.
Let's dive into some flat-balled-talk and explore the edges of absurdity!
When A Car Tire Looks Like A Floppy Penis On The Floor Like Because Of 1 Little Screw Randomly On The Road
chubby person farts Dang! You need me to call roadside assistance?!? Sounds like you just got a flat tire!
A guys ball sack that sags lower than moose tits .
Bob: I was having sex with Jerry and his but sack looks like a flat tire
Greg:what bob your gay
Kyler does it to me. So annoying.
KYLER STOP FLAT TIRING ME!!!
Bro that kid is annoying i'm gonna go flat tire him