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A sexual posistion consisting of two men and a woman.
The woman is suspended between the two men, with her legs spread outwards in a V shape (hence the name). One guy then takes her in the ass. The other up the front.
Both men hold on and jiggle her up and down.
Jeff: Fuck me, that flying V with jefilf was so phitt last night. I nearly creamed myself just thinkin about it.
J7X: I know man, i DID cream myself, all over her face.
Jeffilf: FLYING V ME WHORES
And the moral of this story is, jefilf is fit.
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Sexual act where a man is engaging in sexual intercourse in the doggy-style position and shifts his weight on top of his partner, while keeping his penis inserted, to the point of where he is balancing on top of her with arms and legs out-stretched (not touching the ground or holding on to anything) but is still able to pump.
Man, that guy in the porno pulled a flying squirrel!
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Essentially, the "rick roll" of sex positions. It is done from the missionary position, although can be managed from doggy style, by extending arms and legs outward in the position of a flying squirrel or a skydiver. Upon doing the "flying squirrel" you must scream "FLYING SQUIRREL" while balancing on your mate. This has been known to stop sex immediately, ruining all chances of a climax.
"this is going to feel great...FLYING SQUIRREL!!!!!!"
-end sex-
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The worst band in existence ever!
12 year old girl:” they are like so the new busted!"
12 year old boy: "yea i got a mc fly hoody thats 3 sizes to big for me and hang around with my other 12 year old idiot friends down the park and that makes me a skater even though i have no interest in any kind of sport extreme or not and would probably be to fat to balance on anything with out handles"
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a band who r shitter than any other and suck my ball mc fly suck shitt out of me crack fucking bum boys
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Something that one does not give when the situation does not apply to them, or is uninteresting to them, or is not inherently valuable to them.
Can also be phrased as "flying-ass fuck."
Brian: "Hey Jordan, that guy is going to be at the party tonight."
Jordan: "I don't give a flying fuck, that guy is so far beneath me that worms make him eat shit off their shoes."
Brian: "Hey, did you hear that the Patriots lost the game last night?"
Jordan: "I don't give a flying-ass fuck, the Patriots can eat my cock for all I care."
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Women from the ages of 26-30 who have recently been screwed over by a long term relationship and is unwilling to compromise on finding her right partner.
Dude, that girl is totally in the no fly zone! Stay away, she's nuts!
I met this awesome girl in the bar, thought we were hitting it off, but then realized I was in the no fly zone!
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