your mom

Used when no other explaination is necessary or there is no right answer.

OR

What you say when someone stated the obvious and there is no other way to break the awkward silence.

You: "So, why did you decide to sell your children as black market sex slaves and start regularly injected acetone into your veins?"

Me: "Your mom."

Or

You: "That homework was the easiest thinkg I've ever done."

Me: "Your mom was the easiest thing I've ever done!"

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Your mom

The person who gave birth to whom you are addressing, not necessarily a joke.

"Your mom is a very nice lady."
"It was good to hear from your mom the other day."

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In your mind

To be in your mind means to be smart, and sane at the same time

Thing: *exists *
1: "I made this. "
2: "Wow! You're really in your mind! "

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Your life

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Your life: This word doesn't exist

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your face

a good dis unless said to much

"Well your stupid." "Your face is STUPID!!!!!!"

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your face

The greatest comeback of all time. Used either to answer a question you feel you don't have to answer, to answer a question you don't know, or to piss someone off.

Person 1: Dude, what's up with the look on your face?
Person 2: Oh, I just looked at YOUR FACE!
Person 1: Dude, your a bitch
Person 2: So is YOUR FACE!
Person 1: All I wanted to know is where you got those chips from
Person 2: I got them from YOUR FACE!

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Keep Your Rifle By Your Side

A song meant to be satire but quickly became the modern version of Yankee Doodle

John: "Have you ever listened to the modern Yankee Doodle?"

Alex: "Hell yeah, Keep Your Rifle By Your Side"