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the act of aggressively fingering a woman until her vagina is over heated and hot. than pour heated oil into it and let it warm up. Then place and let the fruit loops fry. The cum you produce will act as the milk and you two can eat out of her pussy like a bowl and enjoy some cereal together!
example: me and Chad shared a nice meal of “fried fruit loops” it was so yummy!!
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The process of replacing an unwanted fetus with a fresh out of the frier, greasy ass, tender chicken. By shoving it a mile up that bitches pussy.
Danm Daniel, u legitimately Kentucky Fried Abortioned her ass, ur a savage.
When you’re giving your black sister it up the bum, you pull out and spunk on a boneless fillet, before impregnating her with the creamy fillet.
Ronald McDonald: Hey Colonel, last night I was pounding your wife - I gave her the Kentucky Fried Bumhole
Colonel Sanders: Whoah, cmon Ronald, my wife is your step daughter
Madison, Wisconsin slang for a huge, pink penis
I need a fried ham sandwich in my mouth now
The most abundant crime reported on the fourth of July in black neighborhoods.
Cashier: "911! We gots another Stolen Fried Chicken!"
Operater: "Ugh, we'll have a unit over immediately."
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Fingering a girl with a chicken drumstick from a KFC 5-dollar-fill-up box, making her exceedingly wet, and then proceeding to lick the combination of bread crumbs and pussy juice off your fingers while looking here dead in the eye saying “It’s finger lickin’ good.”
How was your date with Jessica last night?
It was great! After we went out to KFC I gave her a Kentucky Fried Fingerin’.
I bet it was finger lickin’ good.
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When a girl uses french fries as an anal dildo then sprinkles her pubes on them and eats them.
Andy- Hey man wanna get some Canadian Salty Fries with me?
Josh- Nah man I'm already full from the last time we had those
Andy- Fuck you man! {PUNCH}
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