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google lag

The time it takes for you to look up what I already know.

Your google lag sucks. Reading a wikipedia article doesn't make you an authority on this subject.

by s13g3 January 17, 2007

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google atheist

A term coined by a theist cause atheists have so much truth at their finger tips.

"I hate google atheists they are always finding facts to disprove god"

by Sykeo November 30, 2009

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google smack

the google smack is a smack that is easily over-powered by the much more powerful Uber-smack and Deca-Smack

Jesters Google Smack was easily overpowered by Lews Uber-smack and jester died a horrible death

by Lews April 15, 2005

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Google user

A term used by every idiot user for their slow ass computer, this term immediately disqualifies any valid opinion and makes you look like a fucking idiot

Hey Josh Look at that Google user over there

by Duckduckguy January 21, 2022

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Google Bounce

The anti-social network. Google Bounce gets between you and your friends and stops everyone from talking to each other. (fictional)

I just put up a status telling people I had three Google Bounce invites. Five people asked for one.

by KwajSnowman August 17, 2011

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Via Google

A way to save face when you send a link to other people and don't want them to think you browse a particular website.

<insert miscellaneous incriminating link here> via google

"I added "via google" to the end of my sentence after I wanted to inform my friends about an internet meme, thus denouncing any claims that I browsed Reddit."

by Wormy the Magnificent January 2, 2012

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Google Shuddle

When a group of two or more individuals use Google Plus to have a "Huddle" while all members are using their devices in the bathroom while taking a shit.

"Dude, last night we had a Google Shuddle and Theresa wouldn't quit farting."

by krubuntu September 7, 2011

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