Ass grapes happen when you sit down too long playing some shit or just sitting down for a long period if time this usually effects gamers ass grapes are painful but make quite a good joke. ASS GRAPES ARE EDIBLE QND ARE GOOD ON TOAST
"Hey i heard you got ass grapes dude push them out so we can put some on some toast and they must hurt alot bro"
when the grape is nice and tight and ur incisors pierce thru them like needles popping a balloon
surface tension is literally the most important quality of a grape end of discussion. That is when you get the tight grapes.
Having Anal intercourse on the beach, pulling out and inserting a hand full of sea grapes in her anal cavity
"Did you hear Abby's boyfriend sea graped her!?"
They did sugary on a grape, what more is there to say.
How are you today, They did sugary on a grape
The noblest of all grapes. He will eat anything in his way, especially burgers
Person 1:Oh f**k, there's a king grape coming this way
Person 2:Run, u mf
Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)
Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond
the act of putting grape fanta into your partners ass. getting a straw and blowing in making the fanta come out.
Dude, The sex was so good she let me give her the grape geyser!