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A Hipster (or group of hipsters) who claim to be original and have invented their own style, yet steal off of other subcultures' styles and/or invading those other subcultures' venues. A Hipster won't actually go into a club to dance or enjoy the music, but to stand around and critique the venue and the patrons with their friends.
Goth Hipster, Punk Hipster, Metalhead Hipster, Mod Hipster, New Wave Hipster, Death Metal Hipster, Country Hipster, and many more.
"Why are those Hipster Douches here at a Goth club!? They're not even doing anything! They're just standing on the dance floor with their drinks, blocking much of the dance space, but not doing anything except talking to each other! Annoying hipsters!"
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Weather that is viewed or received by the hipster sub-culture as very appealing because it allows the full usage of knit caps, scarves, pea coats, and rolled pants.
Hipster weather is weather that is usually rainy, dark, overcast, somewhat chilly, and occasionally windy.
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What are those?
Those are fucking hipsters...
.. douchebags.
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- Does not work, "fun-employed"
- Or works in a bike shop otherwise a coffee shop (part-time)
- Wears tattered or gently used vintage crap
- Buys their jeans in the kids section
- Rides a fixi tricycle because they are overwhelmed by driving
- Pretend like they know how to actually fix bikes
- Smokes American Spirits until they cough up blood
- Drinks 2 PBR's and then complains of stomac pain in order to return to their coffin-like appartment
- Says that they go out when really all they do is lean against walls outside of gameboy-music concerts and chain smoke to avoid awkwardness from an apparent lack of social skills
I am a Portland Hipster because I told my parents that I had a job interview today, but instead all I really did was lay on a hill overlooking some train tracks and a depot drinking PBR's and smoking cigarettes. It was a cloudy day, so i wore my little-boy jeans and a pair of Ray Bans.
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Meat hipsters used to be vegetarians (when it was trendy), then vegans (when it was trendy). Now they are meat hipsters or "sustainable" & "conscious eaters".
Meat hipsters ritualize charcuterie, butchery, back-to-the-land farming and the myth of the pastoral agrarian paradise. They take classes in how to cut up whole hogs, composting and permaculture.
A school of thought brought to the masses by Michael Pollan's "The Omnivore's Dilemma" and "In Defense of Food".
Wow! Check out Anne stripping the meat off those BBQ ribs!
To think that she was a preachy vegan like two months ago and now she's an unabashed meat hipster... What will it be next? Eating kosher?
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Music that you can only find out about from those slightly more hip than yourself.
Me: "Where did you hear this song?"
Hipster: "Oh the Hipster Music? From รndะฏรช in the purple hoodie and skinny jeans."
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A 12 year old girl that screams, MAAAAAHHHHM I want a NIKON!!!
and then uses the camera only in Auto mode to camerawhore
Look at that Hipster photographer, she doesn't even know what aperture and exposer mean.
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