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When you scalp a presumably homeless person.
Let's go give that bloke a hobo haircut.
Sexual move usually practised at night on a park bench, a bush or in a dumpster. Can be performed by same sex partners. Head to toe. Both partners have to be inebriated, fully clothed with only the genitals exposed. Traditionally both partners are homeless although it is on trend to simulate homelessness to participate.
"Saw two tramps tonight on the park bench doing the reverse hobo, it was some great fun times."
v., when the government picks up unidentified bodies from the morgue to have cremated.
"Dude, he's such a bastard. When he dies we'll just ditch his body in a gutter and hope they hobo burn him."
Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.
Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!
Noun; when getting through the day looking trashy or 'hobo-ish'; deciding to purposely look bad because your lazy
Hey dude, wanna hobo it out tomorrow?
I think I'll hobo it out tomorrow because we have three tests
Where hobos gather to have sex.
"I've seen finer bitches at a hobo brothel."
"This bathroom reminds me of a hobo brothel."
Someone who needs to be loved, seems desperate but actually isn't.
When they're single they're just uncomfortable and restless.
I think Susan is an emotional hobo, she's always making plays for guys but never puts out.