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Stuff on the web that just really sucks you in. Like super addictive. You get lost, and are all like 'where did the hours go?''
Reddit, Tumblr, this is a sentence. I'm so internet sucubused right now
The part of the body that is left gapping and sore after being virtually reckt.
Guy on forum with too much time: *writes multi paragraph argument about videogame
Internet troll: "wanna know what a vagnina looks like?"
Third guy: "Dude his internet butthole must be gapping!"
typing completely in caps lock to make it look like you are yelling, since whoever is reading it cannot hear your voice.
person 1: dude!! why are you internet yelling at me??
person 2: BECAUSE I'M ANGRY!!
An internet princess is a girl who is extremely popular in the digital world compared to the outside world. She will have over 300 followers that great her like royalty in the internet while having a few close real life friends.
Sally is such an internet princess on Instagram.
A gentleman's libation, served over ice and consumed directly after waking to ensure adequate intoxication prior to business meetings. Frequently responsible for camera failure, network outage, heavy slurring and other complications to conducting business over video meetings.
"Jeff must have tossed back a few buffalo internets and knocked over his laptop again - let's call this meeting and try again tomorrow."
An individual who graduated Valedictorian in troll college. Internet Saiyans are equipped with Master levels of Troll-Jitsu and are nearly always successful in their pursuit of making you feel stupid, worthless or causing you to RageQuit from online chat-rooms.
Every time an Internet Saiyan is defeated, they gain additional strength. This can result in any of the several levels of Internet Super Saiyan.
Victim: What the fuck man, why dont you leave me alone?
Internet Saiyan: Thats what I ask your mom when she's slobbin on my knob.
Victim: Why dont you go fuck you're self?
Internet Saiyan: lol! that would be "your" self... idiot.
Victim: I cant believe there are still assholes like you on the internet.
Internet Saiyan: I cant believe your dad stopped sucking cock long enough to impregnate your whore mother.
Victim: Fuck you dude! STFU! /RAGEQUIT
Internet Saiyan: lol, what a pussy.
Lurker: I'll be damned, its the Prince of Internet Saiyans
TO NOT HAVE INTERNET, UNABLE TO SEE INTERNET.
DUDE, I AM REMOTE AND RUNNING INTERNET BLIND.