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Irish for a day

People with no Irish ancestry who celebrate on St. Patrick's Day as if they are Irish.

What's my ethnicity? Since it's March 17 I'll have to say I'm Irish for a day. Ask me tomorrow though and I'll say Danish and Venezuelan for life.

by North Central Johnny June 27, 2009

15πŸ‘ 225πŸ‘Ž


Irish Mailbox

The act of shoving a Potato in a woman's mouth, to muffle the noise, while she is being butt fucked.

"I hooked up with a hot Woman last night, and gave her an Irish Mailbox".

by Dirty Eyeball November 2, 2010

6πŸ‘ 98πŸ‘Ž


Irish Yourself

to consume large quantities of alcohol with your friends in a short period of time in order to catch up with their drunkedness.

Shit LeRoy, you just got here, we have been drinking all day, hurry up and Irish Yourself!

by Pete Dick December 30, 2008

59πŸ‘ 1069πŸ‘Ž


irish settler

When the man holds his cock, and the woman grabs his arm and yanks it for him.

Your mom hands out the best Irish settler!

by i am ur trick bitch May 21, 2009

6πŸ‘ 75πŸ‘Ž


Irish Twist

Recently, scientists have discovered the last page of the kama sutra was ripped out. This page is rumored to contain the steps to the ultimate sex move, which has been nicknamed the "irish twist". It is protected by a small group of sex gods, lead by OG MUDBONE, known as the Order of the Orgasm. Each member knows one step, and will only pass it on to their disciple before they die. All who search for the secrets of the irish twist have been found, killed by over-intense orgasms. Some key steps are predicted to be an industrial washing machine, a leprechaun or two, and a thunderstorm. After the irish twist is complete, a man will be able to find the extremely elusive Z-spot, then die from his orgasm. After 69 days, his penis will rise and he will rule the world

OG Mudbone is the only man alive who can control the power of the irish twist.

by xtremeirishman October 25, 2014

18πŸ‘ 292πŸ‘Ž


Marinating Irish Man

white male (irish), most likely lives on an 'island', enjoys dock working, budweiser or any beer he could find, hanging with his BROSSS and MARINATING (apparently they think their hawaiian). You will not find this person sober on weekends. WHITE PRIDE - likes corn beef and cabbage. St. Patricks day is a bigger holiday then christmas. Has rosy cheeks and pale skin. Obsessed with his 'BROS'....... mic, camel jockey, etc.............

That boy Gerald is such a Marinating Irish man.

by Greaseballllllllllllll March 30, 2011

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Irish Foot Snap

This is very similar to the traditional game β€œSnap” except instead of trying to get all of the cards you are trying to get rid of all your cards.

All the cards are dealt to all the players and they are kept face down. No one is allowed to look at his or her cards. Going clockwise each player plays his or her top card by placing it face up in the centre. Each player plays one card at a time. As cards are being played you say the card values in numerical order, e.g. Ace, 2, 3, 4, 5 and so on… Trust me, it makes sense in a moment!
If what was said was laid on the pile, everybody must β€œsnap” the pile by slapping their hand on top of the pile and keep it there.
The last player to snap the pile must take the pile and place it at the bottom of their own pile.

With Irish Foot Snap..the rules are similar with one small difference ...follow as above but instead of "snapping" with your hands you stand in a cirlce laying the cards on the floor and when you snap you do so with your feet......Irish Foot Snap

Phil carrie chloe Sarah Georgia and Fran invented Irish foot snap after a particularly expensive sunday night at the ironstone miner in guisbrough

by Carrrieee January 26, 2019

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