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When you give a girl a creampie whil your friend gives her a russian flashbang
I gave Kayla a russian breach with my buddy
When a woman has a yeast infection and a guy eats her pussy anyway.
"I just have my girl a Russian Stromboli."
Sean Stavert definitely plays Kickball with Russians
Butthole with hemorrhoids.
I told Steve my Russian Button is of limits until the cream works it's magic
When you waited for 3 or fewer seconds before deciding you waited unacceptably long, and leave.
Retail employee: "Why did you leave, I said I would be right back?"
Customer: "I waited, and then left."
R: "I was only gone for 5 seconds though."
C: "It was a Russian wait."
Taking a used condom, pulling the filled end of sperm back, like a slingshot, and shooting it in someones face.
Russian slingshot.. Nuff Said.
a bunch of shirtless, male and female russian people line up sitting down while vodka is being poured into there belly button and comes out there ass. they then proceed to kiss
Did you hear about the russian buffet about to happen?
Yeah, Osama bin Laden is in it.
Isn't he dead?
Yeah