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- the selfish actions of others to affect one or a group of other so that they can get away without being to blame.
The Staff Sergent told us five minutes before the inspection we were going to have one then left for a meeting and won't be present when the c.o. gets here screwed again by the Christmas spirit .
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When a waiter who has a dandruff problem (face or hair), stands over a customers plate and sprinkles flakes onto their main course.
That customer is being a dick!!! Kasey Christmas in July on this moterfucker! Bone apatite!!
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When an dude is nailing a girl in the anus and he pulls out and shoots all over her bungole and then proceeds to shove cotton balls up said bungole mixing with the skeet to form an adhesive. The dude may then wish to slap the girl on the ass or face for good luck and to watch her response, which may resemble that of a surprised, dumbass monkey.
I always keep my cotton balls next to my condoms so that I can give some slut a Christmas monkey
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When a fat woman's inner thighs rub together causing the loose fitting shorts to ride up into her crotch.
The result is a shape of a christmas tree. High up top, tapering down and out.
The typical reaction is to point it out to your friends and start singing a custom version of the holiday classic, Oh, Christmas Tree, so only the people you are with can hear it.
Check out that fat chick in front of us.... Oh, Christmas Tree, Oh, Christmas Tree A big hairy star sits on to of thee.
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When you finally lose it and murder your entire family on christmas. All because no one got you the present you really wanted.
"You Bastards!!! I wanted the LISA DOLL!!! NOT THE MOLLY DOLL!!!
blood bloody christmas murder bloody christmas
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Its when you chill your balls with something really cold and have someone start sucking on them and then they spit it out into a shot glass mix with vodka then shove it up there pussy and have someone(or you) drink it while there squirting it out.
Hot Chick: Want some Christmas Eggnog?
You: Y?
Hot Chick: becuz i didnt finish mine
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Getting sex for a Christmas present, be it early, or right on time. White referring to the skeet that is present, and Christmas referring to the act being an early present, or right on time.
Ninja: I just had sex, it was white.... Christmas is good.
-Zcarfanatic: Well MERRY christmas to you ...only problem now is you already got your present and its not even christmas.
-00camaroSS: wrong. thats the gift that keeps on giving.
-Zcarfanatic: your right...man I have been asking my girlfriend the wrong things all along my birthday,christmas, and valentines day should be simple for her now.
Just lay back and relax and let me enjoy my gift.
-Ninja: And so you see.... everyone CAN have a white Christmas, just have to ask the right question and give the right gift.
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