Ass grapes happen when you sit down too long playing some shit or just sitting down for a long period if time this usually effects gamers ass grapes are painful but make quite a good joke. ASS GRAPES ARE EDIBLE QND ARE GOOD ON TOAST
"Hey i heard you got ass grapes dude push them out so we can put some on some toast and they must hurt alot bro"
when you put a grape up your ass and eat it after
Damn Cole, those crunchy grapes you gave me were amazing!
when you stick a grape up your anus and eat it afterwards
Damn David! Those crunchy grapes last night were delicious!
That grape shit. If it matches the Nipples that’s that grape.
If she got them brown nipples you know she got that grape ape , grape juice vibes .
Aussie colloquialism for hemorrhoids
"Gavin is walking funny, he must have a bunch of grapes."
When someone comes to your house, twists your balls and they turn purple.
This bitch the other night tried to give me Sour Grapes.