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Usually a horrible person.
Thinks the world owes him, wondering penis, Usually has shit tattoos, and even worse style in the women he shag's behind his girlfriends backs... I say girlfriends because he can't keep one for longer than a year, if he's lucky enough to make it to the year mark. Overall Egyptian Jason is not worthy of your time so stay clear.
"So I was talking to that lad the other day" "why he's such an Egyptian Jason"
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THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.
Imagine waking up to the default name temp-5438345 and realizing you forgot to do a Mike Jason last night
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To disappear to someone's knowledge from the face of the earth without notice. When you wake up with a girl and erase all of your information from her phone to the fullest, block every form of social media, and then speed off. To block someone from every form of contact (unless they attempt so by extreme measure) from your life. To totally vanish and dispatch someone or a group of people from your life. Really useful when that Tinder chick turns out to be a psycho.
1. Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night, but in the morning she was a total bitch. I Jason Bourne'd her ass. She doesn't even remember my name.
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An ancient, historical myth that everyone, even men, go through a phase of liking someone named 'Jason'
Girl 1: Who do you like?
Girl 2: Jason, but he's way too hot for me and i have no chance with him :$
Girl 1: Oh, don't worry, everyone has a Jason Phase.
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a man who won't see his kids for a long time. he only got fame from a kid in his twenties. he wanted to get with his ex wife but he is now with a former stripper, trisha paytas. his parents are also dead.
Grandma Gertrude: sweetheart what are you watching?
Bob: Jason Nash's new video
Grandma Gertrude: ew why lol
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The act of covering a girl's mouth as you farting into her nose. This act is only possible while performing on top of the 69 position.
While we were in the 69 position, I used my handkerchief to Jason Cawley
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