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This woman!!! Holy shit boyz she's FIIIINEE!!!! But she'll love you like no other AND warning she's a bit of a hoe, likes the cold ducks, and LOVES MONEY!!!!
Guy 1: "Duuude! I slept with Jade B last night after we smoked... BEST NIGHT EVER!!!"
Guy 2: "Bro no way! Fuckin' lucky!!!"
A very cute, loving, soft, round, warm baby. Everyone loves jade because he is a ray of sunshine. When he feels cute, he becomes extra fat.
hey isn’t that adopted?
Yes thats Jade
Jade, a hot sexy female with a big ass. Beautiful black hair. She'll do any woman with pleasure in bed. If you have a Jade like this you're so lucky. Keep that bitch in you're hands forever. She's so sweet and the most amazing most kindest person you would ever meet. She got a whole lotta acne too. Big ass forehead and huge ass pimples.
sexy man: Yo Jade is that you?? Want to fuck tonight?
Jade: Bitch tf no, I'm into woman
sexy man: Fuck off!
Jade: Go stick your dick in a toaster, bitch
An idiot that is asian but sucks at math and needs to go back to kumon
Wow that person dumb they must be named Jade
There is one and only Jade, an androgynous, charming, and beautiful person with features so lovely alone you can only imagine how breathtaking when those features are put on the same canvas. Jade is selfless, unhinged, silly, intelligent, and genuine. You’ll never find another person so resilient and cherishable. You’d be the luckiest to even see them let alone get to hold on endearing conversation with them.
“omg have you met Jade…. yeah the one with the dimples”
A very special name for a very special girl. Jade is a Dutch name and word also having the name of a crystal. Thus when your name is Jade, you should know you're special.
Jade is such a cool girl. Yeah, we al love Jade.
A very special name for a very special girl. Jade is a Dutch name and word also having the name of a crystal. Thus when your name is Jade, you should know you're special.
Jade is such a cool girl. Yeah, we all love Jade.