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Ayo you see Jason Gordon he's literally just a vibe bro
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Ex-Defensive tackle for the Eagles and Dallas cowboys. Traded in 07 to the Dolphins. Replaced in Dallas by Tank Johnson. Jason Ferguson's a dynamic player that grows weaker with age.
Who starts on DT for Miami?
Man, you know thats Jason Ferguson
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Something that would says extreme hunger, especially after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
“Man, I’m so hungry I can eat a Jason ass.
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To disappear to someone's knowledge from the face of the earth without notice. When you wake up with a girl and erase all of your information from her phone to the fullest, block every form of social media, and then speed off. To block someone from every form of contact (unless they attempt so by extreme measure) from your life. To totally vanish and dispatch someone or a group of people from your life. Really useful when that Tinder chick turns out to be a psycho.
1. Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night, but in the morning she was a total bitch. I Jason Bourne'd her ass. She doesn't even remember my name.
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a man who won't see his kids for a long time. he only got fame from a kid in his twenties. he wanted to get with his ex wife but he is now with a former stripper, trisha paytas. his parents are also dead.
Grandma Gertrude: sweetheart what are you watching?
Bob: Jason Nash's new video
Grandma Gertrude: ew why lol
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The act of covering a girl's mouth as you farting into her nose. This act is only possible while performing on top of the 69 position.
While we were in the 69 position, I used my handkerchief to Jason Cawley
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