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an exlamation similar to "What the fuck!" expressing disbelief or disgust.
Example: Upon seeing that your best friend is hooking up with the ugly kid: "What the jizz?!"
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When one finishes the act of sex where it be with a women or solo and the product lands on the ground and they either refuse to clean it up or just don't care one will put a shoe over the stain until it dries up. Thus the Jizz Shoe.
My room mate totally almost caught me in the act the other day when he barged in, luckily I had my Jizz shoe nearby to cover it up.
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Derived from "izz nice", a phrase from the widley popular film "Borat", jizz nice is used to describe something that is very nice or extremley buff. To describe an action, thing, or person is a very positive way.
"Sik won.......thats jizz nice"
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The belief that when someone is jerking off they could be killing off thousands of the future's brightest minds or thousands of the future's worst nightmares.
Little Jimmy, after having rubbed off a big, steamy, globby load onto his computer, keyboard, and desk, began having episodes of guilt as the thought of Schroedinger's Jizz splattered in his mind.
Schroedinger's Cat Male Abortion Wet Hot Sticky Genocide
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A male porn star/ prostitute.
Karen has contracted herpes, I think she got it from a Jizz Wizard.
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That fan jizz feels real nice on my face.
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a mild to moderately offensive term implying that the subject is a homosexual, whether they are or not. A more creative alternative to fag, queer, etc.
Person A: Want to go see Brokeback Mountain?
Person B: Ummm...no. You should probably just invite one of your friends from the Village People to watch it with you, jizz pony.
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