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Joe Grind is the man that rams your girlfriend/wife when you're not her. Nobody ever sees his face--he's just the man--THAT man--that grinds; he's there when they need it, e.g. when she went to Malia or Ayia Napa with her mates, or that time you split up for a few weeks, days or even hours... He makes damn sure he appears, and your girl always seems to find him. You can ask her about him if things are like that, and she'll just say, "aaah, he was just some guy... it meant nothing" etc. Well it meant nothing to Joe Grind too, believe, because Joe Grind is ploughing something else now.
"Joe Grind don't care, he jus' grind..."
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To call and say ya i'm coming over and not show up.
Or otherwise formally known of the pussy from way back.
To be very pussy whipped and hangout with high school friends.
Me - Hey wanna come over?
Joe Blow - Ya i'll be there man.
2 hours later
Me - hey what happened to that guy that was coming over?
Joe Blow - i said i might and im with my woman.
Me - thanks dude. I've been joe vetter'd.
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Born John Graham Mellor on August 21, 1952 in Turkey.
He gave himself the name Joe Strummer because although he was left handed, he learned to play guitar on a right handed guitar, therefor he could only do the strumming chords.
Pre-1977, Joe was in bands such as The Vultures and The 101ers.
However, he is best known for his work in the punk rock band, The Clash. He wrote most of the lyrics, and shared vocal duties with co-band member Mick Jones. The Clash lasted from 1977 to 1985. They released several great records, most notably "London Calling".
In 1995, Joe signed onto Hellcat records with his group, Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros.
Joe died on December 22, 2002 of heart complications.
In my opinion Joe is one of the greatest musicians of all-time, and was a really great guy. RIP Joe
1: "Who is Joe Strummer?"
2: "An amazing musician who's life was cut short."
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First used by Homer Simpson to describe Bob Dole.
Used to denote a person who mumbles when speaking.
I couldn't understand a word he was saying, because he was such a mumbly joe.
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Noun:
Describes a fully grown boy that is just about to reach adulthood. Although sadly the penis that belongs to The "Joe Pinto" has not yet fully matured and is probably around 4 inches in length.
A "Joe" Pinto will usually be around 17 years old but have the penis of a 7 or 8 year old.
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‘Who’s Joe’ is a prohibited question only one can answer..
JOE. MAMA.
Me: “I kissed Joe yesterday.”
You: “Who’s Joe?”
Me: .. JOE MAMA.
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Someone who mans up to a situation
Man that guy is def a Joe Grizzly for fighting that guy without wiping after taking a shit
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