Johnny Rocket

when a person takes a bottle either full or empty and places it on their testicles while holding it in place then sits down then leans back then takes the bottom of their foot then strikes it on the top of the bottle to hit their testicles

my friends dared me to give myself a a Johnny rocket and my balls hurt so bad

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Johnny Depp

An actor who makes good movies, but is a bad overall person off screen.

Quote From Johnny Depp "America is a broken Tool"

Even though he is rich from America, and Americans buy and go see his movies.

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johnny depp

da big PIMP DADDY!!!

(he is very very very hot)

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johnny depp

1. A term used to refer to bad actors.
2. being or acting like an emo.

See also Emo.

leonardo dicaprio is such a johnny depp.

man, stop crying.. don't be such a johnny depp!

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johnny on the spot

The act of shitting on the sunroof of a car, which results in fecal matter splattered on the driver's head/face upon opening the sunroof.

I climbed up on Meredith's car and left her a little johnny on the spot before she left this morning.

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johnny depp

A sell out fuck who used to be a great actor then sold his soul to jesus for a fuckin crispy creme! WHAT THE FUCK ITS A FUCKIN DONUT GET OVER IT AHHHHHHHHHH

Ed Wood was a good movie

Finding Neverland was a shit film

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Johnny Appleseed

When some one puts cold apple sauce in their mouth and then performs fellatio on a male.

Variants:

Alaskan Johnny Appleseed: Frozen Apple sauce

Johnny Appleseed down under: Johnny Appleseed performed from behind

BUDDY: "Some dude in the bar last night pulled out the Mott's Apple Sauce, filled his mouth with it and went down on me!"

ME: "No Shit! it's called a Johnny Appleseed"

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