johnny blaze

Johnny Blaze is a nickname for people smoking a good amount of pot. Formerly a brand from the 90s in the USA and now a surf brand from Australia that is promoting the legalisation of pot there.

What are you up to mate? Dunno maybe just some Johnny Blaze

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Johnny Depp

An actor who makes good movies, but is a bad overall person off screen.

Quote From Johnny Depp "America is a broken Tool"

Even though he is rich from America, and Americans buy and go see his movies.

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johnny depp

da big PIMP DADDY!!!

(he is very very very hot)

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johnny depp

1. A term used to refer to bad actors.
2. being or acting like an emo.

See also Emo.

leonardo dicaprio is such a johnny depp.

man, stop crying.. don't be such a johnny depp!

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johnny on the spot

The act of shitting on the sunroof of a car, which results in fecal matter splattered on the driver's head/face upon opening the sunroof.

I climbed up on Meredith's car and left her a little johnny on the spot before she left this morning.

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johnny depp

A sell out fuck who used to be a great actor then sold his soul to jesus for a fuckin crispy creme! WHAT THE FUCK ITS A FUCKIN DONUT GET OVER IT AHHHHHHHHHH

Ed Wood was a good movie

Finding Neverland was a shit film

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Johnny Appleseed

When some one puts cold apple sauce in their mouth and then performs fellatio on a male.

Variants:

Alaskan Johnny Appleseed: Frozen Apple sauce

Johnny Appleseed down under: Johnny Appleseed performed from behind

BUDDY: "Some dude in the bar last night pulled out the Mott's Apple Sauce, filled his mouth with it and went down on me!"

ME: "No Shit! it's called a Johnny Appleseed"

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