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Take the rich, upity fuckers from Orange County, CA and add a few rednecks, and a couple hundred thousand soccer moms. The worst place on earth, in Kansas none the less. The habitat of white dudes in rice burners that think they are ghetto even thought they live off their millionaire parents. One of the gateways to hell.
You haven't seen hell until you have seen Johnson County, Kansas.
Stull, Kansas was one of the seven gateways to Johnson County.
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In WWI, a nickname for artillery shells. The name was mostly used by the Canadian soldiers.
The trenches may have been eight feet deep, but the men in them never felt safe from the Whizbangs, Minnies, Jack Johnsons, Rum Jars, and Coal Boxes, whose ingenious nicknames masked their deadly purpose.
-Vimy by Pierre Berton
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a huge amont cocaine snorted within two or three hours of purchasing
I scored some don johnson last night so that is why i'm calling you from jail.
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A basketball player who coincidently averages a triple-double every game who coincidently is in a relationship with a girl or guy youv'e had your eyes on longer than you've know about the relationship.
I noticed this cheerleader at the football game and fell in love with her only to find out that shes dating Magic Johnson.
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The major shit. In kansas, it rules the streets of op wit that kc jaz mo fo lo?
The JC is tough shit, learn to deal wit the hood. from Johnson County, to the streets of j rizzle fo shizzle
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Average white guy, generally overweight. Wears low-cut converses or vans with socks sticking out, cargo shorts, and wears short sleeves button shirts with exotic designs. Eats food off of other people's plates. Changes in the bathroom stalls of locker rooms. Listens to Coldplay and generally works at movie theaters and fast food restaurants. Is in the school band and wrestling.
That guy in the khaki shorts and Hawaiian shirt just took my a crab leg off plate! He's such a Doug Johnson.
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A coward, amateur, or inexperienced child.
I shouldn't have hired that Nick Johnson to do a man's job.
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